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· Year: 1998
· Also known as: Revenant, The Revenant
· Director: Richard Elfman
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· Cast: Casper Van Dien, Natasha Gregson Wagner
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· Rod Steiger's character's name is related to Dr. Abraham Van Helsing, the vampire hunter from Dracula.
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Dr. Frederick Van Helsing tracks down a vampire responsible for a tragedy in this modern tale.
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RATING
Out of 100 |
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| 0.0 -ATMOSPHERE |
| 0.25 -GORE |
| 0.0 -HUMOR |
| 0.0 -SCARES |
| 0.0 -TENSION |
This is a stupid, dumb movie. There can't be a worse one; though Queen Of the Damned is bad, too, this one is worse. Stay away from this piece of shit! If you want to see a true vampire movie, then Watch Interview with the Vampire.
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Out of 100 |
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| 0.0 -ATMOSPHERE |
| 2.0 -GORE |
| 1.0 -HUMOR |
| 0.0 -SCARES |
| 0.0 -TENSION |
Modern Vampires depicts the life of vampires in a modern world. Or at least it tries. . . . If you can stand bad acting and vampires that make roaring noises akin to a tiger, then you still may not want to see this movie. It attempts to be a wacky, tongue-in-cheek take on an old, overdone subject, but because of over-the-top stereotypes and downright Goosebumps-type monsters (with sex thrown in the mix), it becomes a moronic spoof that lacks the intelligence to even be funny. If you enjoy a lot of bare breasts (some splattered with blood) then this is the movie for you. Otherwise, I suggest you steer clear of this disaster
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